Allow me to introduce myself.
I have been known to go by many attractive adjectives, but not have been more able to describe me than my own name: Chaka. I am a member of the adventuring company Squaretangle Syndicate and have traveled to many places. So many, in fact, that I am starting to forget things that I have done.
This is where you come into play.
I acquired you from some guy in some city somewhere (I’m not very good with names). It is my intention for you to become the official repository of my life. An incredible feat for sure, but one I trust you are capable of bearing.
I see us becoming very close friends.